My guy..

I once told a friend this, just a minute ago actually.. I want my guy to do my laundaries but ill do my own undies. I want my guy to do the dishes and i will do the cooking. My guy's gonna gimme at least 1k a month just for SHOPPING. He's also gotta afford at least a maid cauz I WON'T DO MY LAUNDRIES! He's so gonna spoil me with LOTS and LOTSA GIFTS!!!! Then, i'll LOVEHIMTOBITS! What he'll get in return? The most desired MASSAGE of the day! Mwachs him.