Feeling aweful

"Okay, FINE. You did not buy the joke, neither did you get the joke. Here's my deepest heartfelt apology alright. I'm truly sorry. I don't want our friendship to end like that, at least not because of that wrong figure of speech I chose in my stupid post. I realize that I've offended people unintentionally and it was never meant to be like this. If you would just listen to my explanation, please. It's not worth it to end this friendship just like that and we both know it"