Monday, January 21, 2008

15 Things Every Man SHOULD DO For The Woman He LOVES

15 Things Every Man SHOULD DO For The Woman He LOVES

Sweetly revealing gestures the man deserves you should have made by now..

1 Slow down in bed
2 Buy you tampons without feeling emasculated
3 Bring you to his friend's parties and proudly introduce you his Girlfriend
4 Log your size into his memory, because what's more depressing than trying on a wrong-size gift?
5 Before he leaves for a trip, give you a sappy card that says how much he'll miss you (extra credit: makes it himself)
6 Send you a massive bouquet of flowers, at LEAST once
7 Cook you a meal that involves more ingredients than pasta and pasta sauce
8 Memorize this mantra: If I'm going to be late, call. If I'm going to be late, call....
9 Ask you as many questions as he answers
10 Always the one to make you laugh
11 Look at you directly in the eye during all greetings, requests, declarations of love and sex
12 Meet your parents and impress them
13 Stand out in the rain with a radio or do whatever it takes to make up after he's been a jerk
14 Admit and apologize when he is in wrong
15 Stop harping about threesomes and anal sex and be happy with the sweet deal he already has

-plucked from Glamour and altered.

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